You Sir! Are a Turd!

That’s right, I said it! A Turd!
And not you’re average brown little turd. NOOOOO way! You are the smelly, rotten kind of turd. The one that makes nuclear waste jealous! The kind that smells so bad, it makes you wonder whether that salad you had for breakfast was such a good idea! You are all the infested disease in this world, you infest society’s colon and by God, you get us constipated! We can’t just squeeze you out. Impossible! You tend to cling on, and when we almost get you out, you take on the hard measures.
You go kamikaze.
You know what kamikaze means right?
Greenish.
Smooth.
Dripping.
Diarrhea.
Our toilet will never be the same. We need to replace it. You. Are not. Worthy! Of porcelain! You hear me???
Now get of my lap before I flush you into the sewer!

~ by scathe on May 4, 2007.